The Best Place on Earth

Troy Michigan, the world’s most eventful place on earth. I honestly don't know where to begin, there are just a plethora of activities to do in this town. The best thing is that you'll never have to go to the same place more than once. Don't know what to do? How about you take a trip down to the mall. Don't have any money? That is perfectly fine; you can drool and yearn over gorgeous, overly priced clothing! I promise it will be an amazing adventure. Plus, if you get hungry, the pricing at the food court will blow your mind. It is extraordinarily reasonable, only ten dollars for a scoop of cold, decadent ice cream. Just want to take a stroll, the mall is the perfect place. The adorable couple- displaying a great amount of affection, holding hands and snuggling- will walk right in front of you at the pace of a snail. I love fumbling behind them, trying not to run them over. It's not like I was trying to go anywhere. I know that the mall isn't for everyone, so why not head out to the movies. You can enjoy a ground breaking, thrilling movie every weekend for the minimal price of 11 dollars and 25 cents a ticket. Although, if you want to nibble on some snacks, bring a couple extra dollars. That is never a problem though, because sixteen year old, unemployed, full time students are made of money. Looking back, there are an enormous amount of activities to choose from. The only issue is that the movies are not technically located in the boundaries of Troy. So, I guess we know where you’re headed!